Moving

We’re just a week away from finally moving to a new home. We are in the midst of a packing frenzy, which has created a great opportunity to share with the wife. Overheard while packing the bunker:

Wife: What’s in these buckets?
Crazy Survivalist Husband: Food.
Wife: Really? What kind of food?
Crazy Survivalist Husband: Dry stuff. Rice, pasta. All packed in mylar. It’s for the end of the world.
Wife: At least we’re prepared.

A little bit later:
Wife: What’s that pile?
Crazy Survivalist Husband: Things the movers won’t take.
Wife: Like?
Crazy Survivalist Husband: Ammo mostly.
Wife: How much ammo do you have?
Crazy Survivalist Husband: Ummm… A lot.

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